Oysters and fuckery.
Absorbing the fats to make me strong.
I am the one who gives no shits. The shits are gone now.
I will let you down.
The other day, while checking the Moshi Monsters tag on twitter, I saw some kids on there mention “Foxotic” as a type of online kid’s social game like Club Penguin or whatever. So, the same as I did with Bin Weevils, I decided to check it out and screencap my adventure for a type of “review”.
Looks pretty lame, but harmless, right?
From the outside, yes, but I found out Foxotic held a DARK SECRET.
what I’ve learned so far.
SIE SIND DAS NYE UND BEES AND THE EAGLES
MIKASA ES SU CASA
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
don’t you fucking test me i will draw this porn i swear to god
i’m doing it
Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick.
If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them.
If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends.
This is not fake.
Oh fluff, this was on the news today.
son of a…
i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted
LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.
OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDDD!!!!!! I WAS LIKE… YEA THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BULL SHIT POST…. SO I TRY TO LOOK FOR THE FACE BEHIND THE CLOSET. AND THEN I FOUND IT. OH SHIT
FUCKING SCARY SHIT ASDFAJSDLK DX
im sorry guys im not taking any chances D;
OKAY DIRECTIONERS I KNOW THIS IS NOT A ONE DIRECTION POST BUT I AM ACTUALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
holy shit what I’m sorry but holy shit
guys it looks like a mix between chucky and a vampire i’m not reblogging for the warning i just wanted to share that with you
why am i doing thissorry everyone, I am superstitious and enjoy not being slaughtered
I’m sorry I love my life
why the fuck did i have to see this?!
mother fuckin sorry guys
nope not today I’m not gonna die today
lol what is this shit
how did they stage this is that makeup or a doll or? its rlly good